we're all mad here

today, i was presented with a choice…

i had $54.

i could either…

pay my $54 phone bill or

i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

fucking SMART

askinnyblackman:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Chris stop eating your DS.

Chris stop.

But I play video games

The world must know that I am a special snowflake

rrr

kr4zyy:

perf

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