college kids going home for break
guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”
A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.